caliphorniaqueen:

“During the civili rights struggle, Birmingham canceled high school prom for many black teenagers. This weekend, the dance went on for the Class of 1963

thatfuckingcrowv2:

what tekken game is this

nahthatsnotveryraven:

SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

nintendroid:

Coupon for now defunct Tetris Snack Crackers. 

Found here.

You’re not stupid, stupid. You just… think the best of people.

susiron:

firehouselight:

blah-blahs:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

BRILLIANT

Did we just discover how to paint with all the colors of the wind?

omG

kaley:

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

I never wanted this video to end

Kristen Stewart at “PUNK: Chaos To Couture” Costume Institute Gala

whiteboywaves:

‘arent you hot in that’

ya i feel like beyonce????

‘so do you keep that on while having sex?’

only when its with ur dad???

‘ur arabian right? arabic? idk same thing lol’

r u george bush

merryhook:

ouat mafia au | with the death of the prolific widow lucas, the head of the lucas crime family, a power vacuum has been created within the crime circles of maine. with her two grandchildren, the spoiled but beautiful step-siblings killian and ruby, left as the only successors, the other families seek an opportunity usurp the figurative crown from the lucas family. the charmings have always been second best and hope to rise to the top; the mills are eager for a long-awaited return to old crime traditions where they rule; the swans are a relatively new group that have yet to expand their syndicate past petty stealing and bootlegging; and the golds will do anything to interfere with the mills, whom they believe murdered their son nearly a decade ago.

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

okayeva:

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

….damn.