one time my mom and i dressed up as each other for halloween
Remember duck duck goose? If that wasn’t the most anxiety inducing game ever then I have no idea what is.
this one time i ran away with the chair
my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him
It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit
that second one genuinely terrifies me.
this isnt normal for the rest of the world
selfies with friends
selfies with best friends
im sorry im freaking out. i just remembered koko the gorilla and how she learned sign language let that sink in for a minute i think we forget. how unbelievable that is. people are always coming up with the “one thing” that separates us from the rest of the animals and lately that “one thing” has been language but holy shit guys u could hold a conversation with this gorilla. wow
bonobos. speak using those pictogram things and one of them called kale “slow lettuce” because it took longer to chew. it didnt know what it was so it made a word up
i need to lie down
elephants have a call that specifically means “there are bees here lets leave immediately”
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