but weren't we dying anyway?
karen (n.) a chinese girl with no emotions whatsoever. digs art, subjective sports, russians, tv, caffeinated beverages, honor, wine, and otps. has a very particular set of skills.
how about instead of bizarre foods or white dude goes abroad and eats we just have a show called delicious shit white ppl don’t know about
(also extra bullet point of irritation just bc i just remembered that one time jerry seinfeld talked about how chopsticks were prehistoric tools that are not v. functional in one of his stand up bits
and if i could smack him with these chopsticks i am using to eat rn i would
bc motherfucker chopsticks are one of the most efficient kitchen tools ever so w/e with your ~uncivilized why don’t they use a fork business)
9 months ago
apparently i'm still mad about it
also eating dinner