"stop being a mindless slave and quit your boring job and go do what you really want, using the money you obviously have, because I don’t understand class struggles or intersectionality" -every zen pencils post
Let me paint you a picture here so i was leisurely scrolling through my dash minding my own business when i happened upon someone asking you if you were watching the mindy project and freaking out now i don't watch the mindy project and was curious as to why she might be freaking out so i read your answer thinking you might clarify i looked at your answer and became even more curious...
.. you see i read your answer and found that you were not watching the mindy project as it turns out but what I had read as “the penis games” wow i thought I’ve never heard of the penis games i was quite interested at this point because the way you were talking about it indicated to me that it was not just some pornography you seemed just as enthralled by these games as the asker was by mindy is it a tv show?movie? I thought what could the penis games possibly be about…
…I read over your answer again this time quite curious only to find that it was not as i had thought the penis games but in fact the pens game which I know to be the nickname of a popular hockey team and not in fact a thrilling tale of genitalia
omg this is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
also this is (men’s) ice hockey so should you choose to accept it, it could in fact become a fairly thrilling tale of genitalia (sports rpf abounds, friend; the gift that keeps on giving)
“i was telling her about the man with no head chasing me around with an axe and explaining the show…and she was just baffled. [she replied] ‘…do you think you should…do you maybe want to do some more shakespeare or something?’”—tom mison on explaining sleepy hollow’s concept to his mom